What’s going on Chumps?
This is Ole Coach coming at you once again. And I must say that Ole Coach’s email inbox almost exploded it was so full the past couple of days because of my last blog post. Many of you agreed, but some of you didn’t. Check out this email that I received from Mary from Atlanta.
“Dear Coach Ferguson:
I’m a divorced women and I found your post highly offensive. Yes, I was overweight after having some children but that’s because I was home with my 3 children while my ex-husband was working and then banging some young b*tch on the side. All the while I thought he was taking a shower at the gym in order to save us some money on the water bill, he was showering at her house.
So yes, I put on some weight and then I put on even more weight as I turned to food as a solace and a hiding place because I couldn’t talk to my husband. I find it very discouraging for people like you to focus on the outer appearance when most of the pain that is occuring, especially with women like me, is on the inside.
Your post made it seem like it is okay for men to leave, cheat, and disrespect women because they are overweight. I’m happy to say that I’ve lost the weight and now I’m in a good and healthy relationship.”
Well, Mary Congrats! Con-gratu-muthachumpin-lations!!!!
You just solidified my point you do-do bird!! I understand that you have an inner chump that you are dealing with and I give you major props for rearing your children, but eating in order to take something physical in order to plug up an emotional hole didn’t do YOU any good, YOUR husband or your relationship.
And YES lil’ mama I do focus on the outward appearance somewhat because that is often a tell-tell sign of people health and what’s going on with them emotionally.
And Ole Coach thinks that if you were in some better shape and more attractive, then your Ole man may not have tipped out. He may have but maybe not.
Men really get turned off when their mates don’t make the same effort to look like they did when they got in the relationship initially. And for those that are complaining about me not writing from the women’s point of view, I got two words for you – “CHUMP OFF!!” This is my BLOG, go find some other Chump who will buy a bunch of balloons and cake for you so that you can have a pity party on their site. Over here we tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth – in order to ward off and get rid of EXCUSE MAKERS like yourself.
HERE’S THE BOTTOM LINE
Take some phukin’ responsibility for yourself. Take charge of your life. Stop blamin’ other people for your status, your station, your position and your situation. Here are the cold hard facts:
Whites make more money on average than blacks
Men make more money on average than women
Overweight individuals make less then healthy individuals
People get preferential treatment based on how they look
Books ARE judged by their cover
You can lose your job over your hairdo
People like hanging around attractive people
Old people are discriminated against
and there is much more stuff that I can list…..
DEAL WITH IT!!!! DON’T MAKE EXCUSES, DON’T CRY, DON’T COMPLAIN – OVERCOME.
One of my favorite movies is Heartbreak Ridge featuring Clint Eastwood. It’s about a group of Marines who adapt and overcome.
If you are overweight. Get off your FAT ASS and walk and exercise. If you are in a relationship where someone is overweight. Tell them that you would like them to do better.
And PLEASE WOMEN, PLEASE DO NOT ASK YOUR MATES TO EXERCISE YOU AND WALK WITH YOU. Go by yourself. Hell, they didn’t HELP you eat! You did that yourself.
That’s got to be the other most irritating thing that I hear, “He won’t exercise with me.”
No, he won’t because he’s kinda of tired of being around you. Cheese and rice, you’re huge. Get a hold of yourselves!!
If you LOVE yourself, your mate, and your children (or future children) – then start getting in shape and get some exercise.
If you don’t – You’re going to kill yourself.
One more thing. Stop with the emails okay. The time some of you fat folks are taking to email me, you could be working out or exercising. Stop beating on the keys and go outside and beat on that damn pavement. How ’bout that Chumps? >:-|
So to all those that I offended – GOOD!! I hope it gave you the kick in the pants that you need. If you need to be held caressed and told how its all gonna be okay…. then you can check out this blog –> The Health and Wellness Queen.
If you are ready to take charge of your life, get in great shape, revamp the food in your house, exercise and get it together, then go here Immediately –> The Backyard Workout
Take care CHUMPS!!!
Ole Coach Ferguson
P.S. Things were so much easier when I just used to teack Physical Education back in the day. Sheesh!!! Please take this Coaching Advice very seriously. I’m going to give it to you the way that you need to hear it – “straight with no chaser”. These are the things that will improve your relationship and your life. EZ