Look, some of you are knuckleheads….

And some of you aren’t…..

You and I both know that you SEE what you want to see and don’t see what you don’t want to see.

Every 4 years the Olympics comes around and YOU want to see some amazing feats.

Every year the Tour de France comes around and YOU actually believe that people can ride their bikes for that long and that fast…..STOP BEING RIDICULOUS.

Look, I had to break the news to you, but here it is…..

SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ATHLETES USE DRUGS AND IF THEY DIDN’T THEY WOULD NEVER BE YOUR FAVORITES!!!!

Let me say that again….

SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ATHLETES USE DRUGS AND IF THEY DIDN’T THEY WOULD NEVER BE YOUR FAVORITES!!!

I’m not saying it’s right.  I’m just telling you how it is.

And for those who are sending me the Michael Phelps hate emails.  Put a motherchumpin’ sock in it…okay!!!

And use your brain for more than just a hat rack.  Read this very carefully…..

FIRST TIME WEED SMOKERS DON’T SMOKE FROM A BONG!!!!!!!

I’ll say it again….

FIRST TIME WEED SMOKERS DON’T SMOKE FROM A BONG!!!!!!!!

Bong smoking is classified as big boy stuff.  He’s wayyyy past the potty training weed stage. He’s using the toiled bowl.

And…….. leave these home run hitter alone. You know why they are hitting home runs.

And I don’t want to hear nothing about Babe Ruth. Babe was a bona fide alcoholic and the pitches were not coming as fast then as they are today. PERIOD!

The game has changed.

Do NOT be dismayed. There are still some athletes out there who compete clean. It’s just that more often than not, they never become your FAVORITE ATHLETE.

But there are some “clean” athletes that do win. And they are really good and then there are some good athletes who don’t compete “clean” who put pressure on the “great” athletes to stop competing clean because they are your “favorite athlete” and they have a family to feed and a lifestyle to maintain.

All I’m saying is that in the grand scheme of things….YOU, the fan, are in some cases just as guilty as the athletes.  And in some cases you aren’t.

But whatever the case, you do know of a Chump somewhere. Whether its on tv, in your home or at your job.  So get some Chump Repellent and start eliminating the Chumps today!!

Take Care,

Coach Ferguson

P.S. And I know they went back and tested Barry Bonds sample and found out that he used THG. The truth of the matter is that if they go back and test a bunch of samples from the 80’s and 90’s they will find similar things in ALL THE SPORTS….and I’m not telling you what somebody told me. I’m telling you what I know.  The behind the scenes game of sports is ugly.  At the end of the day, you want your team to win and I, along with the General Manager and players understand this  

P.P.S. The bottom line is this…. PARENTS, IT IS YOUR JOB TO BE YOUR CHILD’S ROLE MODEL, NOT LEBRON JAMES!!!

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